I know, I don't go to clubs either, but according to the songs I hear in taxi cabs, many people are there to hook up.

), but you would still exchange some pleasantries first, right? It's just polite—and a nice way to find out if somebody has crazy eyes or adult braces. Just talk to her for a little bit to establish 1) her interest and 2) the fact that you're fun and safe. there's a woman who's on Tinder solely to provide strangers with free amateur porn.

Ask what she's doing, how her night was, what she did, what she might be doing later. It's also possible for a snake to crawl up your toilet and bite your balls.

If she's into it, she'll probably try to give you the green light in a way that won't leave you wondering.

If she's really up for getting together—or even just dirty phone stuff—she will indicate this.

The GSS, funded by the National Science Foundation since 1973, is the only in-depth, ongoing, national interview-based survey of American beliefs and behavior.

The researchers compared GSS data from two periods: The only significant difference is that a larger proportion of today’s young adults are celibate (then 10%, now 15%). The term "hook-up" may be new, but as far as getting it on is concerned, bed-hopping appears almost identical.[Slug] I love you like a rap kid loves breaks [Hook: Slug] Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Came to get an oil change for my girlfriend's car But by the time I left I was short of breath and brokenhearted (there she was) There she was, bent over a motor Dirty cap with a pony tail that sat between her shoulders (beautiful) With an oil streak that must have kissed your cheekbone Thick and voluptuous I wish that we could be alone (I would love to) I would love to, touch you, rub you See whats covered up under that greasy blue jumpsuit (come on) Standing there holding that dripping dipstick With a firm grip, yet so delicate And the way you took that orange oil rag and wiped it clean It's guaranteed to get repeated in my dreams You make me wild feels like puppy love Got so lost in your smile when you asked me what the mileage was And if I ever learned how to change my own oil Promise you this customer is gonna remain so loyal (dirty girl) [Hook: Slug] Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah [Murs] Now there's this hamburger stand thirty minutes out of town Used to go for the best veggie burgers around That was until I met this brown guaranteed to astound Short order chef eyes deeper than sound She wore a dirty green apron like a silk nightgown Them cappuccino fingernails wrote my order down Three dots tattooed between her thumb and her index Twenty-four waist held the holster for the Windex Heat from the grill made her mascara drip The sweat on her face showed the fuzz on her lip Them work pants couldn't hide the love in them hips Call it bad taste, but this girl was the shit It's the way that hair net kinda covered up her ear Had me asking why the fuck she was even working here But next time I get hungry I'mma drive to Pasadena Cuz I just gotta see her mi Linda cochina [Hook: Slug] Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah Dirty, dirty, you're such a dirty girl yeah [Outro] "I been staring at you for awhile" "I been staring at you for awhile" "I been staring at you for awhile" "I been staring at you for awhile" "I been staring at you for awhile" The song title is sort of a play on words — while it might be implied ‘Dirty Girl’ is a reference to a promiscuous girl, it in fact is a reference to two literally dirty girls the artists meet.Both girls work blue collar jobs which cause them to accrue sweat and grime, which, ironically, the artists look past to see the beauty in each girl.Today’s twenty-somethings are doing what today’s 45-year-olds did 20 years ago, and, as far as this 66-year-old can recall, what today’s retirees did 40 years ago. Media reports imply that hook-ups involve intercourse.This is understandable for two reasons: Only half of hook-ups involved any genital play, and only one-third included intercourse.Just chill the hell out and know that the hotchee-motchee stuff will come later, assuming you don't blow it with your personality.